The following story was forwarded by one of my friends and it was so so so true about human. For whose who knows Chinese, spend sometime on it, useful for life!
有個老魔鬼看到人間的生活過得太幸福了，他說：「我們要去擾亂一下，要不然魔鬼就不存在了。」
他先派了一個小魔鬼去擾亂一個農夫。因為他看到那農夫每天辛勤地工作，可是所得卻少得可憐，但他還是那麼快樂，非常知足。
小魔鬼就開始想，要怎樣才能把農夫變壞呢？他就把農夫的田地變得很硬，讓農夫知難而退。
那農夫敲半天，做得好辛苦，但他只是休息一下，還是繼續敲，沒有一點抱怨。小魔鬼看到計策失敗，只好摸摸鼻子回去了。
老魔鬼又派了第二個去。第二個小魔鬼想，既然讓他更加辛苦也沒有用，那就拿走他所擁有的東西吧！
那小魔鬼就把他午餐的麵包跟水偷走，他想，農夫做得那麼辛苦，又累又餓，卻連麵包跟水都不見了，這下子他一定會暴跳如雷！
農夫又渴又餓地到樹下休息，想不到麵包跟水都不見了！「不曉得是哪個可憐的人比我更需要那塊麵包跟水？
如果這些東西就能讓他得溫飽的話，那就好了。」又失敗了，小魔鬼又棄甲而逃。
老魔鬼覺得奇怪，難道沒有任何辦法能使這農夫變壞？就在這時第三個小魔鬼出來了。
他對老魔鬼講：「我有辦法，一定能把他變壞。」
小魔鬼先去跟農夫做朋友，農夫很高興地和他作了朋友。因為魔鬼有預知的能力，他就告訴農夫，明年會有乾旱，教農夫把稻種在濕地上，農夫便照做。結果第二年別人沒有收成，只有農夫的收成滿坑滿谷，他就因此而富裕起來了。
小魔鬼又每年都對農夫說當年適合種什麼，三年下來，這農夫就變得非常富有。
他又教農夫把米拿去釀酒販賣，賺取更多的錢。慢慢地，農夫開始不工作了，靠著經濟販賣的方式，就能獲得大量金錢。
有一天，老魔鬼來了，小魔鬼就告訴老魔鬼說：「您看！我現在要展現我的成果。這農夫現在已經有豬的血液了。」只見農夫辦了個晚宴，所有富有的人都來參加；喝最好的酒，吃最精美的餐點，還有好多的僕人侍候。他們非常浪費地吃喝，衣裳零亂，醉得不省人事，開始變得像豬一樣癡肥愚蠢。
「您還會看到他身上有著狼的血液。」小魔鬼又說。這時，一個僕人端著葡萄酒出來，不小心跌了一跤。
農夫就開始罵他：「你做事這麼不小心！」「唉！主人，我們到現在都沒有吃飯，餓得渾身無力。」
「事情沒有做完，你們怎麼可以吃飯！」
老魔鬼見了，高興地對小魔鬼說：「唉！你太了不起！你是怎麼辦到的？」
小魔鬼說：「我只不過是讓他擁有比他需要的更多而已，這樣就可以引發他人性中的貪婪。」
心若改變，你的態度跟著改變；
態度改變，你的習慣跟著改變；
習慣改變，你的性格跟著改變；
性格改變，你的人生跟著改變。
這篇文章分享給每一個在為夢想努力奮鬥的你，提醒我們在努力追求夢想的同時，
千萬不要忘了最初的本心。
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Funny joke for the day
These jokes were picked from somewhere, hope you enjoy them:-
Customer : Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
Customer : Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
Thursday, November 22, 2007
PBB emerges 1st in corporate governance survey for the 3rd consecutive year since its inception in 2005
Well done to PBB to retain its top spot in the Minority Shareholder Watchdog Group's annual Corporate Governance Survey while Bursa Malaysia Berhad and Telekom Berhad were jointly ranked 2nd, as reported by The Edge Daily dated 21.11.2007.
In the survey findings released yesterday, the top three performers in the large public-listed companies (PLC) category had consistently retained their positions from the preceding year with a Corporate Governance Score (CGS) of 80% and above, with Public Bank scoring 91% and Bursa Malaysia and TM both scoring 83%.
In the survey findings released yesterday, the top three performers in the large public-listed companies (PLC) category had consistently retained their positions from the preceding year with a Corporate Governance Score (CGS) of 80% and above, with Public Bank scoring 91% and Bursa Malaysia and TM both scoring 83%.
A warm message from an unforgetable friend
Received this warm sms early in the morning:-
Hot Tea!
/ >
Cl'''''''l Specially
t___i 4 U
I Mixed it with
1 tsp of HAPPY
2 tsp of SMILE &
3 tsp of CARE
Hope it Made
You Happy ('',)
.... Thanks alot... I feel happy to have a good friend like you....
~ you take care always too~
Hot Tea!
/ >
Cl'''''''l Specially
t___i 4 U
I Mixed it with
1 tsp of HAPPY
2 tsp of SMILE &
3 tsp of CARE
Hope it Made
You Happy ('',)
.... Thanks alot... I feel happy to have a good friend like you....
~ you take care always too~
Sunday, November 18, 2007
SHELL at a glance
Shell is a global group of energy and petrochemical companies. They are active in more than 130 countries and territories and employ 108,000 people worldwide.
They believe that oil and gas will be integral to the global energy needs for economic development for many decades to come and their role is to ensure that they extract and deliver them profitably and in environmentally and socially responsible ways.
Their strategy and priorities for the future are “more upstream and profitable downstream.” They are focusing on delivery and growth, leveraging our strong portfolio.
Their core values; honesty, integrity and respect have formed the basis of their General Business Principles for 30 years and remain as important as ever.
They are convinced that their short- and long-term business success depend on finding environmentally and socially responsible ways to help meet the world’s future energy needs.
They believe that oil and gas will be integral to the global energy needs for economic development for many decades to come and their role is to ensure that they extract and deliver them profitably and in environmentally and socially responsible ways.
Their strategy and priorities for the future are “more upstream and profitable downstream.” They are focusing on delivery and growth, leveraging our strong portfolio.
Their core values; honesty, integrity and respect have formed the basis of their General Business Principles for 30 years and remain as important as ever.
They are convinced that their short- and long-term business success depend on finding environmentally and socially responsible ways to help meet the world’s future energy needs.
Shell grows retail business in Malaysia through ProJet acquisition
WEBWIRE – Monday, April 16, 2007
Royal Dutch Shell (Shell) today announced the signing of an agreement with ConocoPhillips for the acquisition of 100% of shares in its wholly owned subsidiary, Conoco Jet (Malaysia) Sdn Bhd, which operates the ProJet retail marketing assets in Malaysia.
The deal comprises 44 ProJet branded retail service stations and 14 vacant land sites primarily in Kuala Lumpur, Selangor and the State of Johor in southern Malaysia.
“The ProJet acquisition is consistent with Shell’s strategy - More Upstream and Profitable Downstream - where investing in fast growing eastern markets is crucial to business success,” said Mohzani Wahab, Managing Director of Shell Malaysia Trading.
“Shell is the world’s largest fuels retail business with over 46,000 retail stations in more than 90 countries and Malaysia is a key growth market. These additional sites, which complement the 830 strong existing Shell Retail service stations, offer our customers quality fuels at convenient locations throughout Malaysia.”
“Shell’s priority now is to work with staff, customers and other stakeholders to ensure a smooth transition of this deal and grow the business,” says Mohzani.
The acquisition is subject to regulatory approval, and completion is expected to be in the second half of 2007. After completion the ProJeT stations will progressively be rebranded to Shell within 6 months.
Royal Dutch Shell (Shell) today announced the signing of an agreement with ConocoPhillips for the acquisition of 100% of shares in its wholly owned subsidiary, Conoco Jet (Malaysia) Sdn Bhd, which operates the ProJet retail marketing assets in Malaysia.
The deal comprises 44 ProJet branded retail service stations and 14 vacant land sites primarily in Kuala Lumpur, Selangor and the State of Johor in southern Malaysia.
“The ProJet acquisition is consistent with Shell’s strategy - More Upstream and Profitable Downstream - where investing in fast growing eastern markets is crucial to business success,” said Mohzani Wahab, Managing Director of Shell Malaysia Trading.
“Shell is the world’s largest fuels retail business with over 46,000 retail stations in more than 90 countries and Malaysia is a key growth market. These additional sites, which complement the 830 strong existing Shell Retail service stations, offer our customers quality fuels at convenient locations throughout Malaysia.”
“Shell’s priority now is to work with staff, customers and other stakeholders to ensure a smooth transition of this deal and grow the business,” says Mohzani.
The acquisition is subject to regulatory approval, and completion is expected to be in the second half of 2007. After completion the ProJeT stations will progressively be rebranded to Shell within 6 months.
Saturday, November 3, 2007
A joke a day: Ah Beng's night course
Ah Beng went to take night courses with the reasoning in future can get promotion or better job.
During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.
Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.
Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.
Then Ah Beng started show off...
Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: *speechless*
The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...
Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng: No! He's the author of "Confessions", nah nah nah... told you already, if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng:.........................*speechless + frustrated*
The next day, once again...
Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: .......................*speechless + frustrated + irritated*
This time.... Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...
Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!
Ah Beng: ........................*fainted*
During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.
Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.
Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.
Then Ah Beng started show off...
Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: *speechless*
The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...
Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng: No! He's the author of "Confessions", nah nah nah... told you already, if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng:.........................*speechless + frustrated*
The next day, once again...
Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: .......................*speechless + frustrated + irritated*
This time.... Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...
Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!
Ah Beng: ........................*fainted*
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